EST. 2026
Catastrophe Ballet
Cold Wave & Post-Punk Culture — aggregated, curated, read
Manifeste
Some music was never meant to be discovered by algorithm.
Catastrophe Ballet is an automated webzine dedicated to the fringes where post-punk becomes coldwave, where darkwave meets industrial, where a four-track recording in a Düsseldorf basement in 1981 still sounds more urgent than anything released this morning.
We aggregate, score, and curate editorial content from the press that covers this territory — music criticism, album reviews, concert announcements, interviews. We add nothing of our own except selection. Every article published here links to its source. Every summary is flagged as machine-generated. The original writers are the authors.
Méthode
RSS feeds are scraped at regular intervals. A language model reads each article and scores it against the aesthetic criteria of this publication — not for virality, not for novelty, but for relevance to a specific tradition: Joy Division, Bauhaus, Clan of Xymox, Lebanon Hanover, Boy Harsher, She Wants Revenge, Xmal Deutschland. Anything scoring below 7 out of 10 is discarded without ceremony.
The shortlist is reviewed by a human editor before publication. This is not a bot. It is a workflow.
Sources actives
About AI
Every post on this site carries the line: “AI-generated summary — read the original at the source.” This is non-negotiable. Language models hallucinate. Critics deserve attribution. We use automation to filter and compress, not to replace.
The model does not have opinions. The editor does.